Closet (Neat) Freak: 7 Things to Throw Away On Your Closet

Ah, spring! It’s the season equated with the cleansing of your closet. Concerning the holy spectrum of cleanliness, the majority of us fall somewhere between Mr. Clean, the avuncular bald dude who dares to wear the white top that is two sizes too small, and a contestant out of Hoarders. (Who are we kidding? We are more Hoarders compared to Mr. Clean.) That spring cleaning is the custom to partake into eliminate fashion relics. Here are seven items.

Stuff to Banish From Your Closet

1. Old sorority equipment : Unless you graduated from school last month, there’s no sane reason why you need 43,282 pieces of sorority-related clothes. We get it. You are eternally a Delta Kappa Alpha Beta Gamma, also you also loooooove your”sisters,” but if you’re over age 22, faculty is over, honey. Maintain your fave hoodie and rounded up the remainder for Goodwill.

2. Your ex’s clothes: Just because you’ve got a freshly-manicured profile on eHarmony and you tell your buddies you’re all set to enter the relationship rat race does not negate the fact that you’re still not over your ex. Stop torturing yourself! Yes, they are comfy, but you do not need his Snoopy boxers to remind you that your former flame is currently with Ms. Moved-From-Brazil-to-Pursue-Modeling.

3. Mom jeans: We’re quoting Nike here. Just do it.

4. Painful shoes: They could be the sexiest darn things to grace your feet, but when wearing them leaves your feet such a medical nightmare that your podiatrist gasps in fear, it’s time to set them loose.

5.Target-weight clothes: You understand that teeny-tiny small black dress in the corner of the cupboard that tantalizes you every time you take a look at it? It’s two sizes too small, but it was eighty percent away at Bloomies, and you guessed you have been trying to lose the Freshman Fifteen since, well, freshman year of college…which was over ten decades back. Yeah…It is time to place this one free, also.

6. Old costume dresses: The BFF declared she would pick a bridesmaid dress which was re-wearable, and three decades later, you’re learning that she is a liar. You haven’t touched because, well got married that Pepto-Bismol-pink ballgown. You’re not going to put on it. Donate it or market it.

7. In case you haven’t worn it: For those who haven’t worn it in a year, it has gotta go. Yes, even if it’s brand new with tags. Even if it’s a gift out of your boyfriend’s stepmama. It’s gotta go.